My Thumbs Just Turned 21!!!

So today, November 12, 2011, is the biggest day of my life. Yes, I am turning the big two-one and Bob and Anonymous are truly in for an adventure. It will start this evening, perhaps around 10-ish??? Who knows. I can't make plans. So don't ever make plans with me. I live rather on the spur of the moment....aka, I don't do anything but sit in my house by myself. Actually I shouldn't say that. I have friends, although some might beg to differ. The problem is that among my friends I am stuck with the one normal name, and when one of them found out my name was not actually Aizleigh, he tried to erase that confession from his mind. See, they have names like Nandi and Valmiki, and Nelofar, and are named after chicks in a song that are raped. Oh , and then there is the hyphenated Jon-Erik. Alone, Jon and Erik are terribly cliche, but add a little dash inbetween and voila!! Welcome to the "Cool Names Club". I am an impersonator. But luckily, as hippies, they are very accepting of the normalcy of my name. Thank you.

So this evening, my thumbs get to rummage through my Mary Poppins never-ending purse to pull out my ID, flash it as some dude at an entrance, and enter into that world I could never enter before. The world of adults. Sorry Josh, now you can't stop you little sister from tagging along. Your excuse won't work anymore. So 4th Ave., here I come. Perhaps one day I will get the nerve up to visit the Meet Rack. To understand what I am referring to and to be entertained simultaneously read every single review here. One day I might be qualified to write a review. Aka, I will go in, and run out with my eyes bleeding.

So tonight will be quite the adventure. And perhaps, if you play your cards right, I will write a censored version of the evening. I am pretty crazy. Its in my Jewish blood. And the fact that I am a Scorpio. I am proud of both. As are my thumbs. Actually, I think my thumbs are non-denominational. But we won't go there.

And since it is my birffday, I will leave you with today's awkward creature, something I am terribly entertained by.: The Star-Nosed Mole.

- this little fellow is just as into thumbs and thumb-like projections as I am.

- it doesn't get much more awkward than this