Saturday, January 29, 2011

But Now I'm Back ( from winter break, not from outer-space)

Hello there world. Both Bob and Anonymous are back. They took a bit of a respite from blogging. Its a new year, and a new start, and a new post. I am actually at a bit of a loss of what to write about, so in that case I probably shouldn't even be typing, or writing a blog post for that matter. But what the heck. No one reads it anyways, well except for Jake last night who is getting into the blogging world. Its like a contagious virus going around.

I am currently reading my Sensation and Perception textbook. Fascinating. Its a bit less of a mood killer than one of my books for my Human Sexuality class: "The Evolution of Desire: Strategies of Human Mating". That book, I can assure you, will turn any women into an old lady with too many cats.


or a celibate nun:

Take your pick. I think I'll take the old cat lady.

Anyways, it is basically an entire textbook saying that evolution gave us the scumbag men of today because they just want to put their puny gametes (aka sperm) in as many women as possibly all while incurring minimal costs. They are just evolutionarily programmed to pass on as much of their genes as possible. But they don't know it. So I guess us women are screwed when it comes to finding descent men (pun not intended). Hopefully a few evolutionary oddball exceptions fell into the gene pool.



Anyways, I would like to inform you (also), that the Red Velvet Cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory is AMAZING. Thank you Jake for insisting on going there last night, in our 1920's costumes and all. Oh yes, we had come from a 1920's Mystery dinner where we solved a crime. Yes, it was Mrs. Peacock, in the Theatre, with the Knife. Or was it the revolver. I can't seem to remember. Good thing we had two men on our team who were excellent at getting giggly girls to give them their gathered information so we didn't have to do as much work. I just pretended to smoke a fake cigarette with Jon. Some n00b-ly ignorant girl thought they were real. Wow. Just Wow. Some people are way too sheltered. But it entertained me, so I can't complain.

Anywho, perhaps one of these days I'll actually have something interesting to blog about. Although I do have news for those of you out there: my house got significantly cleaner today. The image below is not my house (mine is a lot more artsy and cool), but it illustrates my point effectively. I just don't want people thinking I'd actually live in a house so poorly and depressingly decorated.


Big difference. Hopefully I can continue on this path without taking steps backward. Only time will tell.

Cheerio World.

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